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I think they are UFO’s. They’re not happy about our incoming president, you know, Trump! They’re trying to help save us from him and his rich friends! Thanks guys, we’ll take all the help we can get!

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Is it alien spaceships coming to rescue us? The rapture? Please?

Of course fucking Trump is calling for them to be shot down. He’s not even the goddamn president yet. I’m exhausted and he hasn’t even been well, installed yet. I get that Roberts will swear him in. But , he’s going to protect the country from all enemies foreign and domestic? Irony has been dead for at least a decade.

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If Biden is having these in prep for the coup Trump is planning then he cannot talk about it.

Does Musk have anything to do with the them, is he planning the coup? He would hint.

Is this Russian? Biden would say something.

I vote hopefully it is Biden's prep for upcoming civil disruption when Harris is found to win the election or the upcoming emergency state Biden will call for.

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If only!!!

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Your lips to God’s ears

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Wouldn’t that just be a dream come true? We could wake up feeling happy every morning!!!

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These objects are the size of cars? They’re just commuters trying to avoid the congestion toll for driving in midtown manhattan. Case closed.

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If they scare Trump and his Lord of the Flies administration, I’m okay with them right now. Considering we’re going into what Syria is coming out of.

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"THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!".

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God only knows what's going to happen next. This is really all fluffed up.

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And I hope not to get all fluffed up over this.

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Only a few of us recognize that call.

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Cause we got the smarts!

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Thanks, Maryellen. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS!

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Fentanyl laced Chinese spy balloons?

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“drones” and “morons” - these words only differ by 2 letters

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Why? We don’t know enough above those guys? Doesn’t seem to matter much does it? Felon47 does whatever the hell he wants and gets away with it. Time man of the year? Are you starting to get it a little bit?

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Oregon? We have shotguns in Oregon.

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Amazon testing a new delivery system.

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I love it. I wish they'd fly over here. We have Area 51 in my state, after all.👽

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Doves looking for a safe landing? Somewhere? Anywhere?

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Musk and his bros have launched them to divert attention from all of trumps despicable cabinet choices. Get the people distracted by something else so they can continue with their destruction of our economy and democracy. Just my thought.

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We really don’t need this right now. Can't the aliens wit another hundred years so we can get the US straightened out?

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It can’t be important if they’re choosing New Jersey to spy on ….

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