I've seen tons of those things before. Sure, they're big and juicy and are attractive to both the trained and untrained (but always appreciative) eye, but they never get fully hard. These things are the equivalent of playing with a lazy sausage or a cheap dildo that has a heating element in it. Eventually the pretty face it's attached to gets dull (or you've passed your gag-reflex tolerance on what was clearly NOT a pretty face that its attached to) and one gets bored and starts looking for the real jackhammers. (Was that too crass? My apologies if my rudeness offended anyone.)
Ok!!! AND SO WTF WITH RFK AND THE DEAD BEAR??? And he honestly thought that was FUNNY??? Oh!!! And HE WASN’T DRINKING, of course not. He’s one sick FACK. Plus, he was like 2nd-hand poaching, for a PELT. And there’s NO WAY he would’ve kept that roadkill bear meat. Fucken liar😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
Actually, his legs hit the pole first, it started falling & then his penis hits it.
I've seen tons of those things before. Sure, they're big and juicy and are attractive to both the trained and untrained (but always appreciative) eye, but they never get fully hard. These things are the equivalent of playing with a lazy sausage or a cheap dildo that has a heating element in it. Eventually the pretty face it's attached to gets dull (or you've passed your gag-reflex tolerance on what was clearly NOT a pretty face that its attached to) and one gets bored and starts looking for the real jackhammers. (Was that too crass? My apologies if my rudeness offended anyone.)
Gee, Steve, why don’t you paint us a picture???😂😂😂😘🫶🏼
He should have tucked it.
Ok!!! AND SO WTF WITH RFK AND THE DEAD BEAR??? And he honestly thought that was FUNNY??? Oh!!! And HE WASN’T DRINKING, of course not. He’s one sick FACK. Plus, he was like 2nd-hand poaching, for a PELT. And there’s NO WAY he would’ve kept that roadkill bear meat. Fucken liar😂😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
Well, if nothing else it provides him with a good tag line to start his OnlyFans.
Well...what does one say?
Ha! That’s a FOR REAL COCK BLOCK! Olympic-style!!!
Mixed blessing?
As a regular guy, if I have to lose at my Olympic sport, that’s how I’d want to do it. Just sayin.
Jesus f’ck!