Fox News dumbfuck says Tim Walz is not manly enough because drinking with a straw is gay.

Guess who else got caught using a straw.

Watters says: “Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.”

Aaand here he is, using a straw himself. Oops!

And then there’s this guy:


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