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If you vote for Trump you instantly transition into an idiot.

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I thought it was the other way around. If you transition to an idiot, you vote for tfg.

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Poh-TAY-toh, poh-TAH-toh.

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I believe it might be both: You vote for Trump if and only if you're an idiot.

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That works, too.

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Just burst out laughing 🙏👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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I think that’s all we can do.

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I kinda agree but wouldn't that have to happen first. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's mentioned in the Declaration of Independence -- one of those truths we hold to be self-evident.

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Weird. I voted for Hillary and the last time I looked (about two minutes ago) everything was still in order.

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Hahaha 😂. Are you sure, you don’t have a problem with watching romcoms movies or washing with dove soap?

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Oh no!!!! I love Dove.

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Now THAT is a man.

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Now, THIS statement I believe has some merit.

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Good point. Trump is going further and further away from reality.

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What a great post.

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That is going to save SO many people the cost of top surgery!

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I’m forwarding this to my trans pal! She’ll LOVE IT!

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You’re killing me here

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My thoughts as well. ✋🏼

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What planet are these humanoids/deepfakes from? I’m convinced I was Abducted from a parallel universe and dumped here by Aliens as a sadistic joke.

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Same! It's mind boggling.

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I was wondering how I got here because this is not my planet! Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life on this planet.

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Who breeds them and who lets them out!!!

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I’ve been voting for women as long as I’ve been voting.

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The best bosses I’ve ever had were women. 😎👍

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With the exception of one. She had a rotational shit list, kinda like Wheel of Fortune, only it was Wheel of Shit. When it was your turn, you couldn’t do anything right. Sat down at the staff meeting and prayed to live through it. And a couple weeks later, it’d be Dave, another department manager. Oh, and I wasn’t selected too often and others seemed to be frequent targets. Not sure why.

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I want to see these “scientists” . Please. Not kidding.

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These scientists only exist in the windmills of the their minds with the Oompa Loompas.

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Excellent!! I truly laughed out loud! In fact, that was your mic drop moment! ✋🏼🎤

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They must have windmill brain cancer, then. Explains their "scientific" findings.

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Um, uh, they asked to remain anonymous and I have to protect my sources. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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They probably don’t exist. If they do, they probably have their own made-up credentials like Rand Paul.

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Clue #1: Jesse is full of shit. “The other day, I heard the scientists say…” Yeah, that happens to most of us. We just happen to hear “the scientists say…”

Clue #2: He wants to get laid this year so he makes it clear that he didn’t say that, “…it’s science!”

Doesn’t matter to me or my male friends. We’re all gonna happily take the chance and vote for Kamala and all possible transition or cancer-causing blue Democrats!! Besides, as I read other “scientists” in the comment section say, “Voting for Donny tRump causes anyone to transition to an idiot!” That’s not me saying this. That’s science!

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Yes, but voting for trump is a sign of idiocy is factually proven.

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Please I am dying of laughter!😆

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He’s definitely hanging out with a few of those science bros, drinking pale ale and trading quantum physics jokes.

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Because his uncle…

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So all these women who have been voting for men, for the last century, have been trans all along?

They dare not get women to vote for trump, then.

Is this just an American phenomenon? I have not noticed this miraclulous transitioning in Australia. Not even in myself. And i have voted for men. I still have all my bits.

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You can’t argue with science! Maybe you have the other bits, just in an unexpected spot - check your armpits!

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How did he say that with a straight face?

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Practice my dear lots of practice.

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They must give a class in it

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He comes by it naturally as part of the accessory package that comes with being a misogynist. And a male supremacists.

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Seriously? This is beyond even for these wignuts

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Nothing is beyond them... nothing!

And that is the truly scary part!!

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Wignuts !! I immediately thought of Dr. Lizardo‼️

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Actually meant wingnuts 😂

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Is this the same thing as turning black? Will I now be a black woman? Please advise

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I hope so

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One can only hope.

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I voted for Obama... I'm still "underbelly-of-a-catfish" white. I feel kinda ripped off. On the gripping hand, I like spicy food, thick women and jazz; I think I am a non-practicing white.

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Or am I going to transition to an idiot, since they seem to think that the transition is “downhill”. But since they are wrong, I might indeed become a Black woman! Or do I have to become a Black man first and then vote again to become a Black woman?

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I think every Maga dope needs to go back to high school and take a biology class. Oh, that's right,they never graduated in the first place

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Yes- voting for Trump turns you into an idiot! VoteBlue2024 to save us from idiotcracy and a downward spiral into the 1920’s 🥵

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1820’s

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I bet he had no trouble voting for Sarah Palin.

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No doubt he voted for Word Salad Sarah. Someone should demand a video of what’s down there in his junk region 😹

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I just went blind thx

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PLS, NO!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG!

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Michael Steele has already said "Well, come November, call me Michelle."

And I would put Michael Steele up against any punk on Fox any day.

😁

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Yes that’s MAGA world’s latest. Only gays of trans would vote for a woman. Someone was texting that to a man who is definitely not either. I think that White Dudes phone call shook them up.

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