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Nolan Green's avatar

If you vote for Trump you instantly transition into an idiot.

Sooz Hall's avatar

I thought it was the other way around. If you transition to an idiot, you vote for tfg.

Agent of Chaotic Respite's avatar

Poh-TAY-toh, poh-TAH-toh.

Bob Lewis's avatar

I believe it might be both: You vote for Trump if and only if you're an idiot.

Patris's avatar

Just burst out laughing 🙏👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Marcianna's avatar

I think that’s all we can do.

Charles Beatty's avatar

I kinda agree but wouldn't that have to happen first. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that's mentioned in the Declaration of Independence -- one of those truths we hold to be self-evident.

Nolan Green's avatar

Weird. I voted for Hillary and the last time I looked (about two minutes ago) everything was still in order.

Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Hahaha 😂. Are you sure, you don’t have a problem with watching romcoms movies or washing with dove soap?

Nolan Green's avatar

Oh no!!!! I love Dove.

Sooz Hall's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Randy Woodall's avatar

Now, THIS statement I believe has some merit.

Marcianna's avatar

Good point. Trump is going further and further away from reality.

Openly Fae's avatar

That is going to save SO many people the cost of top surgery!

Jim Falls's avatar

I’m forwarding this to my trans pal! She’ll LOVE IT!

Patris's avatar

You’re killing me here

Marcianna's avatar

My thoughts as well. ✋🏼

Jim Falls's avatar

What planet are these humanoids/deepfakes from? I’m convinced I was Abducted from a parallel universe and dumped here by Aliens as a sadistic joke.

Lynda's avatar

Same! It's mind boggling.

Cynthia Verdell's avatar

I was wondering how I got here because this is not my planet! Beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life on this planet.

An K.'s avatar

Who breeds them and who lets them out!!!

J.W. Sound Services Computer's avatar

I’ve been voting for women as long as I’ve been voting.

Jim Falls's avatar

The best bosses I’ve ever had were women. 😎👍

Sooz Hall's avatar

With the exception of one. She had a rotational shit list, kinda like Wheel of Fortune, only it was Wheel of Shit. When it was your turn, you couldn’t do anything right. Sat down at the staff meeting and prayed to live through it. And a couple weeks later, it’d be Dave, another department manager. Oh, and I wasn’t selected too often and others seemed to be frequent targets. Not sure why.

Patris's avatar

I want to see these “scientists” . Please. Not kidding.

Cynthia Verdell's avatar

These scientists only exist in the windmills of the their minds with the Oompa Loompas.

Marcianna's avatar

Excellent!! I truly laughed out loud! In fact, that was your mic drop moment! ✋🏼🎤

Nina Gilliam's avatar

They must have windmill brain cancer, then. Explains their "scientific" findings.

Randy Woodall's avatar

Um, uh, they asked to remain anonymous and I have to protect my sources. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Matthew Ford's avatar

They probably don’t exist. If they do, they probably have their own made-up credentials like Rand Paul.

Nuki Mo's avatar

Clue #1: Jesse is full of shit. “The other day, I heard the scientists say…” Yeah, that happens to most of us. We just happen to hear “the scientists say…”

Clue #2: He wants to get laid this year so he makes it clear that he didn’t say that, “…it’s science!”

Doesn’t matter to me or my male friends. We’re all gonna happily take the chance and vote for Kamala and all possible transition or cancer-causing blue Democrats!! Besides, as I read other “scientists” in the comment section say, “Voting for Donny tRump causes anyone to transition to an idiot!” That’s not me saying this. That’s science!

Kevin King's avatar

Yes, but voting for trump is a sign of idiocy is factually proven.

Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Please I am dying of laughter!😆

Patton Cowdin's avatar

He’s definitely hanging out with a few of those science bros, drinking pale ale and trading quantum physics jokes.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Because his uncle…

iglue's avatar

So all these women who have been voting for men, for the last century, have been trans all along?

They dare not get women to vote for trump, then.

Is this just an American phenomenon? I have not noticed this miraclulous transitioning in Australia. Not even in myself. And i have voted for men. I still have all my bits.

XЕ's avatar

You can’t argue with science! Maybe you have the other bits, just in an unexpected spot - check your armpits!

Cephas Williamson's avatar

How did he say that with a straight face?

Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Practice my dear lots of practice.

Patris's avatar

They must give a class in it

Carol L. Clark's avatar

He comes by it naturally as part of the accessory package that comes with being a misogynist. And a male supremacists.

Terry's avatar

Seriously? This is beyond even for these wignuts

An K.'s avatar

Nothing is beyond them... nothing!

And that is the truly scary part!!

Sooz Hall's avatar

Wignuts !! I immediately thought of Dr. Lizardo‼️

Terry's avatar

Actually meant wingnuts 😂

Linda Farrell's avatar

Is this the same thing as turning black? Will I now be a black woman? Please advise

Patris's avatar

I hope so

iglue's avatar

One can only hope.

Edward Bryant's avatar

I voted for Obama... I'm still "underbelly-of-a-catfish" white. I feel kinda ripped off. On the gripping hand, I like spicy food, thick women and jazz; I think I am a non-practicing white.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Or am I going to transition to an idiot, since they seem to think that the transition is “downhill”. But since they are wrong, I might indeed become a Black woman! Or do I have to become a Black man first and then vote again to become a Black woman?

Mary Sundberg's avatar

I think every Maga dope needs to go back to high school and take a biology class. Oh, that's right,they never graduated in the first place

Donya's avatar

Yes- voting for Trump turns you into an idiot! VoteBlue2024 to save us from idiotcracy and a downward spiral into the 1920’s 🥵

Bruce Forest's avatar

I bet he had no trouble voting for Sarah Palin.

Thomas's avatar

No doubt he voted for Word Salad Sarah. Someone should demand a video of what’s down there in his junk region 😹

Patris's avatar

I just went blind thx

Michelle Brody's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG!

Bridget Collins's avatar

Michael Steele has already said "Well, come November, call me Michelle."

And I would put Michael Steele up against any punk on Fox any day.

😁

Kay G's avatar

Yes that’s MAGA world’s latest. Only gays of trans would vote for a woman. Someone was texting that to a man who is definitely not either. I think that White Dudes phone call shook them up.